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Mel Gibson's Apocalypto

August 27th 2007 06:59
Apocalypto

Mel Gibson, as a director, seems to be naturally drawn towards violent subject matter. His 1995 Oscar winner Braveheart was filled with as much gore as it was with Celtic bare bums. His controversial 2004 biblical epic The Passion Of the Christ was gratuitously nasty, in the opinion of this reviewer. OK, we get it. Jesus suffered for our sins. We don’t need to actually SEE two hours worth of the poor bloke being flogged and whipped, and nailed to a wooden cross. Passion ranks up there with the horrific remake of The Hills Have Eyes as one of the most unnecessarily bloodthirsty, shocking movies I’ve ever seen.


I think the critics must have been watching a different film to me, though, when they savaged Gibson’s latest historical drama Apocalypto. It was criticised upon its release as being graphically violent. That’s not what it was about at all. The film, if anything, is more of an adventure yarn. The latter half of the film, in which an escaped man intended as a sacrificial victim, is pursued through the forest by his Mayan captors; is akin to a Native American Rambo movie. The hunted becomes the hunter, and picks off the pursuers one by one using his wits, and a variety of traps.

This historical adventure is set at the height (and the beginning of the decline) of Mayan civilisation. A group of priests attack a forest settlement and take all of the young men prisoner. They intend to sacrifice all of them to their sun god. A very fortunate young hunter (Jaguar’s Paw) is spared, because of a convenient solar eclipse. The Mayan priests consider this a sign that the gods appetite for human hearts has been satiated. They release the prisoners, but throw spears at them as they flee, killing most of them. Jaguar’s Paw, the film’s main protagonist, has incredible luck in this film. He outruns a jaguar (I’m no expert on feline biology, but I think they sprint at an incredibly fast rate), survives a plunge from a waterfall, and takes out an army of marauding Mayan warriors single-handedly. The film, in an unusual twist for a production made in today’s cynical, depressing world; actually presents us with a happy ending. Jaguar’s Paw rescues his wife and children who have been fending for themselves inside an underground cave for several days; and gets his revenge on the men who murdered his father and brother.


The film is not actually as gory as the vocal community of naysayers makes it out to be. The much-reviled human sacrifice scene is more disturbing for what is implied rather than what is shown. The camera cuts away whenever something truly hideous occurs. The only grotesque scene to speak of was the opening, in which a tapir is hunted by the forest tribe, and the beast’s testicles are fed to a gullible villager. There isn’t a great deal of claret spilled. I thought Braveheart had a higher number of severed limbs, and decapitations. Apocalypto is no more gruesome than The Last of The Mohicans (which had some nasty scalpings and hearts-being-ripped-out scenes). I thought it was an entertaining historical drama. I have a particular fascination with this era in history (early pre-colonial and post-colonial America) and I am a great fan of movies dealing with the epoch in question (Mohicans, Dances with Wolves, The New World).

I was hoping the Spanish conquistadors would eventually show up in the narrative. They do, but only at the very end. So if you’re waiting for the Spaniards to arrive, you may be a little disappointed. The movie nearly exclusively focuses on Mayan culture (it is entirely in the Mayan language with English subtitles; and features, in a brave move, a cast of entirely non-familiar, at least to Western audiences, performers). The attention to detail is spectacular. The Mayan city is a very impressive set. It harkens back to the days of the Cecil B. De Mille epics, and big studio pictures like Ben Hur, Spartacus, and Cleopatra; when film studios would actually spend money on constructing enormous city-sized sets. None of that CGI rubbish is used here. Everything you see in Apocalypto is a physical, on-set, element. I’ve always thought that real elements look much more convincing than computer generated images. Watch the model spacecraft in the original Star Wars, and compare them with the videogame-ish CG ships in the recent Star Wars prequels. Models look much more realistic. The architecture of the Mayan city is very interesting, and there is some brilliant artwork displayed on the interior walls. Gibson is certainly a perfectionist. No expense is spared when it comes to authenticity. He worked closely with historians and archaeologists, who served as technical consultants on the film. Going to the trouble of using all Mayan dialogue is a very time-consuming and risky directorial decision, but it works beautifully (incidentally, the historical detail, and use of exclusively Latin and ancient Aramaic in Passion Of the Christ is one of its few saving graces).

The film was largely ignored by the Academy Awards, because of a major backlash against Mel Gibson. His recent behaviour (involving drunken anti-Semitic diatribes) has made him a very unpopular figure in Hollywood. It’s a shame, because I can normally separate a man from his work. Just ignore the fact that Gibson directed Apocalyto. You may be pleasantly surprised. It contains some very beautiful visual images, and provides a fascinating glimpse into a now-defunct culture. Check it out for yourself. The costumes, sets, production design, soundtrack, and makeup is of a high standard; and the story should appeal to anyone interested in early American history.

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Almost Famous - retro review

August 27th 2007 06:57
'Almost Famous' by Cameron Crowe-

I have seen this 2001 film on several occasions before; but I enjoy it so much that I watched it again on TV recently. It's both a great rock and roll movie, and a great coming of age/love story. Featuring an absolutely awesome period soundtrack which reads like a veritable who’s who of the early 1970s (Led Zeppelin, The Who, MC5, Iggy And The Stooges, Jimi Hendrix, David Bowie, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Elton John, Black Sabbath, and a particularly moving use of Yes’s prog rock epic ‘Your Move’ when our young protagonist meets his love interest, Penny Lane)

I know I wasn't born until nine years after the events of this movie (it's set in '73), but I felt all nostalgic watching it. The story concerns an intelligent young boy, William, who is encouraged by his rebellious older sister (Zoe Deschanel) to listen to rock music. He develops a real passion for the subject, and eventually lands a reporting gig for Lester Bangs of Creem magazine who asks him to write a review of Black Sabbath, who are currently touring his city. He befriends a (fictional) up-and-coming rock group, Stillwater (whose guitarist, manager, and lead singer are portrayed by Billy Crudup, Noah Taylor, and My Name Is Earl’s Jason Lee respectively), and ends up accompanying them on their US tour as a reporter for Rolling Stone magazine. Innocent but eager to please, William falls in love with groupie or ‘Band Aid’, Penny Lane (Kate Hudson, in one of her defining roles).

The script is well-written (its based upon the real-life experiences of director Crowe as he travelled with big name musical groups like Skynyrd and Zeppelin as a teenage reporter for Rolling Stone), the acting is impressive (especially Oscar-winning actors Phillip Seymour Hoffman, here playing real-life rock critic Lester Bangs; and Frances McDormand as William’s nagging, protective mother), the attention to period detail is spot on (I want that 'The Crunge' T-shirt that the crazed Zep fan is wearing that says 'Have you seen the bridge?'). What more could you want?

I've never tried listening to the Who’s classic album 'Tommy' whilst burning a candle, though. The movie says that doing so will allow you to 'see your entire future'. When the kid pulls out his sister's collection of albums that will make him 'cool', most of the ones he looks at are indeed very cool. 'Blonde on Blonde'(Bob Dylan), 'Axis: Bold As Love'(The Jimi Hendrix Experience), 'Pet Sounds' (The Beach Boys), 'Tommy' (The Who), 'Wheels Of Fire'(Cream), 'Led Zeppelin II', etc.

I noticed a blooper in the film, though, because I'm a geek. There are five Zeppelin songs that may be heard in the movie: That's The Way, Misty Mountain Hop, Bron Yr Aur, The Rain Song, and Tangerine (very underrated, and one of my favourite ballads from the band). But the film is set in 1973. The instrumental piece 'Bron Yr Aur' was released on 'Physical Graffiti' in 1975! I suppose it was a leftover from the Zep III sessions, though, in 1970, so I guess I'll let that one slide...

Anyone who digs great rock and roll (for me, the years 1967 through to about 1975 represented the true golden age of the genre. I mean, just think about how many fantastic albums came out in that time period), this movie is for you. Anyone who has been painfully in love with someone they cannot have (who hasn’t?), this movie is for you, too.
A great sex, drugs, and rock n roll movie, with a heart and soul. 9 out of 10
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Dr Who: Reviews Round-Up The Lazurus Experiment; 42; Human Nature (contains spoilers)

Ah, Dr Who. The old stalwart of the BBC’s programming schedules. He is more than a mere fictional character. To the British, the omniscient Time Lord from the faraway world of Gallifrey has transcended such two-dimensional notions. The Doctor is nothing less than a cultural icon. His TV show has not been without its fair share of hiccups (the Sylvester McCoy years of the late 1980s being a pertinent example of how deep it sunk into oblivion), but when Who is good, it is very good indeed. Jolly good


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Walk the Line- Review

August 20th 2007 06:03
Biopics are a Hollywood standard by now. There is nothing the Academy Awards likes better than patting people on the back that have portrayed real historical figures or musicians, actors, civil activists, etc. Just sit back and think upon that point for a moment. There are legions of performers who have been awarded Best Actor/Actress accolades for their realisations of existing people. Ben Kingsley as Mahatma Gandhi. F. Murray Abraham as Salieri. Nicole Kidman as Virginia Woolfe. George C. Scott as General Patton. Charlize Theron as Aileen Wuornos. And recently, Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Truman Capote.

Now we can safely add Reese Witherspoon as June Carter-Cash, to that growing list. Until this film, I fully admit to never considering her as a serious actress. I mean, she’s been in some amiable enough comedies, and obviously she’s an attractive gal (c’mon, I’m not blind!), but it wasn’t til I viewed Walk the Line (the 2005 Johnny Cash biographical drama) that I realised her potential. She’s definitely here to stay. And the Oscars evidently agreed with me, bestowing America’s sweetheart with the Best Actress in a Leading Role gong last year. Joaquin Phoenix, in the lead role as the Man In Black himself, also impresses, with his multi-layered, fragile yet fiery performance. He, in retrospect, should have got an Oscar for that job. Well, it is my personal belief that he should have been awarded the Supporting Actor statuette as far back as Gladiator in 2001 (Just watch it, he’s incredible as the villainous Emperor Commodus). Phoenix is a genuine talent, and is living up to his late brother River’s legacy very nicely (R.I.P


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Night At The Museum- Thoughts

August 16th 2007 04:53
Night at the Museum
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First Impressions- Torchwood

August 14th 2007 23:04
I watched ‘Torchwood’ last night, the spin-off to ‘Doctor Who’. It hasn’t quite grabbed me just yet, but I’ll stick around and keep watching for a few episodes before I make my mind up. The new version of ‘Dr Who’ got my attention straight away. From the moment Christopher Eccleston’s Ninth Doctor said ‘Hi Rose’ I knew this show would be a regular on my viewing schedule. The Tenth Doctor, David Tennant is great, too. I didn’t think I’d like him, but he proved me wrong.

The production values and special effects have improved significantly in the new Who, but the acting remains as refreshingly B grade as it ever was. Doctor Who always boasted cheap sets, scantily clad bimbos, model-on-a-string special FX , acting on par with a high school eistedfodd (and I’ve seen my fair share of cringeworthy eistedfodd’s!) ; but it was all part of the charm. The storylines were often very good, despite the low budget production quality


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Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

This is arguably the most popular of Joss Whedon’s television creations. And the longest running, too. A critical and commercial success, and a multiple Emmy Award nominee, it kick-started the career of Sarah Michelle Gellar (but then again, where is she now? ‘The Grudge’? ‘Scooby Doo’?) The series, despite its title, is intelligent, literate, and excellently written. The performances are all top-notch. See, I don’t necessarily like SMG. But I can’t deny she does a good acting job in this. I am not even a big horror fan. But I don’t know what it is. There’s something about this particular show. The key is the characters. They are very entertaining to watch, and their character arcs are well planned out. See, unlike ‘24’ or ‘Lost’, the season arcs in ‘Buffy’ are actually pre-planned. The writers have an idea where the season is going to end up when they begin


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Tis a good time to be a geek!

August 13th 2007 05:00
At this year's Comics Con in the US, there were some announcements that will have geeks jumping up in the air!

Firstly, Joss Whedon (he of Buffy, Angel, and Firefly/Serenity fame) announced that 'Ripper', the Rupert Giles spin-off is being optioned by the BBC! Finally! They've been talking about that idea since 2001; and Buffy Season Five. It's being considered as a 90 minute telefilm special. Hopefully, it'll do well, and a new TV series will be commissioned. Obviously, the BBC now think scifi is cool, after the big success of nu-Dr Who and Torchwood. Original Buffy star Anthony Stewart Head is onboard the project


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Retro Review- Jurassic Park

August 13th 2007 01:42
Directed by Steven Spielberg and based upon the best-selling novel by Michael Crichton, this 1993 film caught the attention of dinosaur-besotted children across the entire globe (including my young self), becoming a major pop cultural phenomenon and a childhood rite of passage. It proved once and for all that dinosaur pictures need not be mere monster movies ala 'King Kong' or 'Godzilla'. Although they were portrayed with CG images and Stan Winston Studios animatronics, these were real animals. Granted, one cannot possibly imagine what an extinct reptile from the Cretaceous period would sound or behave like (yes, the film is titled after the Jurassic period, although many of the creatures in it actually date from the later Cretaceous era), but the desgin team on this blockbuster did a remarkable job. In a unique move, Spielberg hired a team of collaborators, ranging from Industrial Light And Magic; the above-discussed Stan Winston Studios; and palaeontologist Jack Horner, to create authentic beasts that look like they stepped right out of history. Animals both majestic (the towering, docile Brachiosaurus and the enormous rhino-like Triceratops) are juxtaposed nicely with the savage yet intelligent predators Dilophosaurus (who sports nasty looking retractable head frills, and spits paralysing venom at its prey, in a spot of artistic license, as the real Dilophosaurus did not possess these natural defence mechanisms), the cunning and agile Velociraptors (my personal favorite), and the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex.

The plot covers very similar ground to Crichton's own 'Westworld' (which he wrote and directed 20 years earlier), starring Yul Brynner as the menacing Gunslinger, a terrifying precursor to the Terminator if ever there was one). A group of unsuspecting tourists are invited to the ultimate theme park. What could possibly go wrong? Well, due to a number of unforeseen factors including tropical storms, and the treacherous nature of computer geek Dennis Nedry (played by Wayne Knight, who will be familiar to regular Seinfeld viewers as Kramer's nemesis Newman!), the power is turned off, and the resurrected behemoths runk amok. Oblivious to what century they're in, the beasts are soon feasting on the hapless park visitors (notably an unfortunate lawyer, whose death sequence elicited surprisingly not gasps, but cheers from the audience at the time


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The Simpsons, Season 18 finale Episode 400 ‘You Kent Always Get What You Want’

The Simpsons has always been at its very best when it takes popular scapegoats under the knife. In the past, it has taken on charlatan religious cults; celebrity psychologists whose actual qualifications are questionable; and giant, faceless corporations (let’s come up with a new national holiday. We had great results last year with Christmas II!), all to excellent comic effect


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Fracture- review

August 9th 2007 07:48
A stock standard legal procedural drama, which would have faded into obscurity, or suffered the fate of being a typical Law and Order episode, if it were not for the welcome (if fleeting) presence of decorated thespian Sir Anthony Hopkins. Here, the esteemed elder statesman of acting virtually reprises his famous role of serial killer Hannibal Lecter in all but name. The character plays the same ‘cat and mouse’ psychology games, and conveys the same darkly comic elements in his fantastic vocal delivery. Although he said things that would be distinctly non-humorous if uttered by any other performer (I shot my wife in the head); Hopkins fully succeeded in making the audience unsure as to their intended allegiances towards this person. Should we like him, or hate him? He excels at playing charming, suave, confident murderers. Casting can really make or break a movie. In the hands of any lesser thesp, Fracture would perhaps have collapsed under the crushing weight of its own legal mumbo-jumbo. It is almost worth the price of admission to see Anthony Hopkins doing his archetypal schtick. But he is more of a supporting lead. For the predominant portion of the film, we follow the story of lawyer Willy Beechman (Ryan Gosling, in not as noteworthy a performance) as he desperately tries to convict Hopkins of the attempted murder charge he so obviously is guilty of. The audience follows the cat and mouse games of these two intelligent and resourceful individuals as they try and outwit each other.

The ending of the film, however, did not completely satisfy me. I normally pride myself on not giving away the ending of a movie, but in this case I believe I will make an exception because there is no ending to reveal. We simply did not get to see if Hopkins got away with murder, or was prosecuted. We are left to assume he did not get let off


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Casino Royale- review

August 8th 2007 05:12
The 007 film franchise has been in dire need of reinvigoration in the last few years. The Pierce Brosnan era started off amazingly well, with 1995's superlative entry to the series, 'Goldeneye'. But it quickly degenerated into over-the-top, formulaic action pictures. 2002's 'Die Another Day' was the final straw. Although I did enjoy a few of the new ideas it brought to the table (Bond being captured and incarcerated in a POW camp for over a year), it really struggled to make the audience suspend their disbelief (invisible cloaking device cars? This is 007, not 'Star Trek')

Now, four years, and a new Bond (played brilliantly by Daniel Craig) later, the franchise returns to form with 'Casino Royale', an adaptation of the first Bond novel Ian Fleming ever wrote (but left officially unfilmed until now, although there was a 1967 spoof adaptation made by a rival studio


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The New World-review

August 7th 2007 04:50
The New World

Terrence Malick is a director whose name may not immediately ring any bells of recognition, but you may know of some of his movies by reputation. He was one of the new wave of 1970s auteur directors, alongside Scorsese, Coppola, and Allen. Director of such acclaimed art masterpieces as Badlands (starring a young Martin Sheen, pre-Apocalypse Now; and Sissy Spacek before Carrie) and Days of Thunder (with Richard Gere), Malick curiously disappeared for about two decades, becoming a recluse. He came back rather spectacularly with 1998’s Pacific World War Two drama The Thin Red Line, featuring an all cast cast (Sean Penn, Adrien Brody, George Clooney). Released in the same year as Spielberg’s epic Saving Private Ryan, it seems audiences believed there was only room for one WW2 production, and hence, Thin Red Line sadly fell below the radar somewhat. A crying shame, because for many, the latter was clearly the superior film. Whilst Saving Private Ryan manipulated the audience’s heartstrings in a saccharine manner characteristic of Spielberg’s oeuvre; Malick’s magnum opus transcended the genre conventions of a mere war narrative. He conveyed an existential, ethereal sort of atmosphere; where war was more than just ludicrous, but an affront to Nature itself. The film was beautifully photographed, probably a result of Malick’s background in photography


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One of the most baffling TV series, drama or otherwise, to come along in the last few decades, surely has to be ‘24’. It is the television equivalent of ‘Die Hard’. How can the same man experience the same number of calamities on so many occasions? Does CTU agent Jack Bauer ever just sit back on the couch one night and chill out with a good book? The first season of ‘24’ was silly yet enjoyable. You could just about buy the high concept…almost. As the years went on, however, it all became faintly ridiculous. Every episode needed to have a surprise cliffhanger at the end, to the point that it felt the creators were doing it out of necessity rather than because of any particular significance to the story. Not helping matters along at all was the fact that it seemed the writers were not pre-planning their story arcs.

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Dr Who- Evolution of the Daleks

August 6th 2007 06:01

Ah, the Daleks. Has there ever been a more intimidating science fiction villain? Forty years ago, when the inaugural half hour long Dr Who black and white episodes were an after-school tradition for many thousands of British schoolkids; the mere mention of the Daleks sent the little tykes diving for cover behind their sofas as if someone had just sounded an air raid alarm.

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Lost, season 3 finale

August 6th 2007 05:58
contains spoilers

In one’s TV viewing lifetime, one encounters a number of differing kinds of shows. Firstly, there’s the ‘CSI/Star Trek: Voyager/The Simpsons’ template. When a viewer can afford to miss a couple of episodes here and there, and not miss a great deal of the story. Why? Because there isn’t much of an ongoing story arc in what I like to refer to as Category A shows. Grissom and his crime scene investigation team deal with a new forensic case every week; or Captain Janeway and the Voyager crew encounter a new alien planet each week; or the Simpsons have a new adventure. These shows, although based around strongly defined characters, are almost entirely episodic in nature


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